The bunny on the left is the stupidest looking one of the bunch.
I think he was Aunt Petunia's favorite.
1102 No good bunnies adopted
|As far as I'm concerned, there are a million reasons to hate bunnies.
In the interest of brevity, here are my top ten reasons
10. They are too cute to eat.
9. Bunnies have no respect for property lines and will eat neighbors' delicious herbs and spices.
8. Bunnies come in all kind of colors, including mixed colors. Make up your minds already!
7. Bunnies are not rodents. They are lagomorphs. Great, thanks for making us all learn that crazy word, bunnies.
6. Bunnies' teeth never stop growing. So they chew the crap out of everything.
5. Bunnies have secret mucus glands under their chin. When they look like they're kissing you with their stupid little noses and faces, they're actually rubbing disgusting mucus-goo all over you. Does that sound cute? No.
4. When they are happy, bunnies will have obnoxious little coniption fits and hop around like they're doing a dance.
3. A single bunny will poop over a billion times throughout its life.
2. A bunny can have over 1,000 offspring, each of which will poop like a billion times. Great. Thanks for that bunnies.
1. They have stupid stumpy ears and stumpy faces and they make me sick